What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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