I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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