His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She's the barista slut.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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