I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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