a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
And then he peed in my hair
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