I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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