I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This baby is an asshole
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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