oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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