last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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