Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This is my gift to your gina
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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