And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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