Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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