So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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