I'm jealous of your bromance
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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