My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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