Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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