Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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