I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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