Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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