If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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