Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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