Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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