Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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