so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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