I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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