Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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