I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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