id be glad to
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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