Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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