plz talk dirty to me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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