i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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