My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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