THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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