so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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