She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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