There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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