do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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