Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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