so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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