Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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