Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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