He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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