now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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