Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If I die, sorry about rent.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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