Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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