All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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