Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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