He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How does it feel to date your dad?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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