after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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