awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
