I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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