'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The Olympian is in my bed
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