And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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