Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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