you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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